• Retail Life Episode 6

    *This post contains foul language* I’m at work, ringing people up, minding my own business. A lady with three teenage sons comes up to check out. The boys are asking for candy or chips or something and she yells at them, “Just fuckin pick something and get over here!” I laugh she shakes her head…

  • Retail Life Episode 5

    Couponers. I’m all for saving money, but some of these people take it to a ridiculous extreme. Sure, it’s cool when you can get some things for free with coupons and sales and all that. But, would you please explain to me why you need seven toothbrushes, ten different body washes, and five different laundry…

  • Retail Life Episode 4

    Boundaries. People don’t seem to have those. I don’t know what is so confusing about “don’t touch me.” I am a human being; I am not here for your amusement. Example one: I’m ringing you up and you notice I have several piercings in my ear. Cool. Comment on it. I don’t care if your…

  • Retail Life Episode 3

    Children. I love them, I really do. They’re the cutest and most innocent, pure little angels. Until they’re left unattended in a store. All it takes is one minute… Every toy on the floor lined up like Barbies are going to war with the transformers. All the little ponies knocked over on the shelf. Nerf…

  • Retail Life episode 2

    “Hello!” “Drano.”

  • The Grinch

    The Grinch

    I didn’t always hate Christmas. I promise. Working retail at Christmas time is literal hell. People who are generally friendly are suddenly rushed and impatient. People that are already rude are suddenly screaming in your face and demanding discounts. People you’ve never seen before are shouting “I’m never coming here again!” like it’s some big…

  • Retail life episode 1

    Retail life episode 1

    The first time a lady thought she got me fired