Interview of a 5 year old

One of my favorite tiny humans is my roommates’ daughter, Maddison. She is a sass master and a brat and a half but is also the cutest. We’ve always talked to her like she’s a grownup and we’ve groomed her into a little smartass. We’re a little scared of when she starts school honestly, she might become a little bully because she holds nothing back. But I decided to ask her some random questions because her answers can be pretty funny.

  1. What is your happiest memory?

When we go on walks and playing with my toys

  1. Why do you like being a kid?

I get to stay in my jammas all day! Because I’m like, lazy.


  1. One word to describe you would be _______.


  1. What is something you would ask your parents?

Can I have a snack

  1. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why?

Dog. Because I like dogs.

  1. What do you like to do for fun?

Play with my toys. Paw Patrol pups are my favorite.

  1. Tell about a funny time in your life.

When I jump on your bed and you tell me to get out and I say no. Then you fart really loud and I say “I’m getting out of here” and I get out of there


  1. What is your favorite thing to do? Why?

Coloring. Because my dad colors with me.

  1. What is your favorite thing to do with your friends?

Play house

  1. Who is your best friend?


  1. What was the nicest thing you did for someone?

Cleaning up (without being asked)

  1. What do you think you will be doing 10 years from now?


  1. What is your favorite thing to do in the summer?

Play on the teeter totter and jungle gym

14. Name two things we should do as a family on the weekend.

Go to the park or swimming

  1. What is the grossest thing you can think of?



“Why are there no more questions?” she asked when I start putting my stuff away.

She is actively playing out an episode of a TV show with her new Christmas toys in her pj’s because they’re her favorite thing to wear. I love this tiny human.