A quick retail rant because I’m not feeling very creative today…
One: if you misread a sign and I’m trying to explain to you what it’s supposed to be, don’t cuss me out and storm off. Sign reads “Buy 2 get 1 free, tanks, shorts and sandals.” You buy two pairs of PANTS and a tank top, the sale doesn’t apply. *Eye roll* but I don’t want to help you now anyway, because you yelled at me. Have a nice day.
Two: Why is it that insecure men think that if they don’t get their way, or hear an answer, they didn’t like they immediately insult a person’s appearance? What does my level of attractiveness have to do with the situation? If I was hot, would you be less mad I told you the bathroom was broken?
Because it was about the bathroom! Again! Because it’s STILL BROKEN.
Him: Where’s your restroom?
Me: I’m sorry, it’s out of order.
Him: Psh, yeah. Whatever. *Starts to walk away* It’s not broken. Psh. *More incoherent grumbling.*
Me (because I’m petty): You have a nice day sir!
Him: Kiss my ass!
Me: I’ll get right on that!
*Employee standing next to me busts out laughing*
Him: Ugly ass bitch!
????
Like….sorry? Whatever. Not going to waste any more brain power on that one.
That’s all for today. I’m tired and my brain is wrung out. Been going a million miles an hour on all my projects, but it should start clearing up soon.
*Side note* If you’ve loved any of my short stories this year and would like to see them in my next edition of All Signs Point to Hell, please let me know in a comment!